I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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