Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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