I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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