I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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