The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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