i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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