Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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