Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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