When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize