were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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