super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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