shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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