If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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