Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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