I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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