...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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