don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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