hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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