I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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