Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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