I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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