turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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