I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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