We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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