You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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