i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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