Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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