you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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