Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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