Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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