Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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