you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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