i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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