going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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