can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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