is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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