I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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