After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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