I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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