ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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