Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i was born a porn star she said
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
