i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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