So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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