one two three fourrrrnication!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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