This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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