It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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