After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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