there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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