every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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