We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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