guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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