i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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