your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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